BLAND FAITH (THIS IS US)
And so, the movie I've been dreading all year has finally arrived. As his 'X Factor' show blasts onto ITV for a tenth series, Simon Cowell has been adopting similar blitzkrieg tactics in our cinemas. A documentary about the 'X Factor's' most famous alumni, the world's biggest boyband, One Direction has invaded multiplexes. And with that comes the horrible realisation for mums and dads everywhere that there's no avoiding seeing Commandant Cowell's smug, 'cat that got the cream face' puffed up on a 9 by 21 metres screen. One Direction's fanbase stretches from primary school kids right up to teenage girls. So in the McGinn household, like many homes across the planet, we're occasionally treated to inane One Direction trivia gleaned from TV shows and magazines such as Liam Payne has a phobia of spoons. I've been resigning myself all summer to the inevitable trip to the multiplex to see Morgan Spurlock's One Di